…i remember when I was a little kid and I was off... →
sometimes you just wanna hold someone’s hand and watch birds in a bird bath take a shit under a rainbow.
Everyone in our company is super creative. Most of the men have beards and the...– Great satire piece on “social media rock stars”.
The ego is a monkey catapulting through the jungle: Totally fascinated by the...– From Hua Hu Ching Ahh yeah, that’s the stuff.
There’s some folks who don’t eat like us, but you ain’t called...– Calpurnia, To Kill a Mockingbird
Beta web apps, 2011
You: Hey everyone, come check out my new restaurant! It’s way better than all the other restaurants that serve grilled cheese, because ours has BACON in it! I’ve worked so hard making this amazing new restaurant, I can’t wait for you to come in! Me, to myself: Wow, this guy really wants to make sure I know about his new restaurant. I don’t try every single new place just...
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I’ve had enough of living low, of eight pm depression in a pleather chair, of scraping words from nonstick pans three quarters burnt like rice I didn’t add the right amount of water to….
What's in a name?
I like jokes. I like actual jokes, and I like the word “jokes” too. Jokes! It just sounds great to me. This is one of my favorite images of all time, even though I have no clue who that guy is: When I was signing up for Twitter, “jokes” was already taken so I transposed the e and the k. Fin.
From an AV Club article: I loved Counting Crows throughout my teen years, but I was shamed by the cool-kid brigade into disowning them in my early 20s. That changed when “Another Horsedreamer’s Blues” from Satellitescame up on a mixtape made by my friend Rebecca while we were driving around the Wisconsin countryside. After I instinctively made a snide remark, she rightly smacked me down for...