April 2011
4 posts
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You want me to what?
Go to the zoo with you?
I don’t have time for going to the zoo. I’m a professional athlete, Todd, okay? I live baseball. I breathe baseball. I eat baseball. I sleep baseball. I smoke baseball. I get yelled at by my wife baseball. I take my cat to the vet baseball. I don’t go to the zoo baseball, okay? That would be ridiculous.
When I get up in the morning after sleeping...
“Always aim low, then if you hit in the middle it’ll seem like you’re just...”
– Tom Arnold
